Hi, my name is KtownMan and I have been hired by Ktown213 to contribute my thoughts and ideas to this site.  My true identity will remain anonymous, mainly because I have a loving girlfriend and a normal family, and they will probably kill me if they knew I was writing these things.  This will allow me to speak my mind freely without any repercussions.  I'm not an eloquent writer by any means, so all you grammar cops just relax and take that stick out of your butt.  I will try to contribute on a weekly basis, as long as I receive some feedback from you readers. 

Now, for a little bio about myself, I was born and raised in K-Town Los Angeles.  I'm 25 years old and I know this town like the back of my hand.  The Wilshire district, the nightlife, the cafes and bars, karaoke, K-Town girls, K-Town guys, room bangs, I'm well versed in the whole K-Town culture.  I came across this site a few weeks back and after a few weeks of begging, I've convinced Ktown213 to set me up with my own column.

So as I ponder about the many new things I'd like to write about in the coming weeks, today I bring you something I found floating around the Internet.  Yes I don't feel like writing right now and I am feeling super lazy.  But hopefully, this will give you a little flavor of what's to come. 

The next few paragraphs illustrate the different species of K-Town girls, so pay attention and you might be able to catch one at a local bar near you.

Ajumas
Extra thick layers of Amorean cosmetics and circling the dance floor looking to score with someone their Son's age. Ajuma's are usually recently divorced women over 30 who make a startling comeback into the clubworld nightlife and singles life. Some look motherly, some are really hot but all are down and dirty to do the doo doo.


Gang-Pae-Nyun (Gangsta Bitches)
Younger minded Girls, often confused about their real roots, sometimes perceiving that they come from other cultures such as Jamaican or Latin American. Natural habitat appears to be hanging around parking lots smoking, playing pool, and cruising around in someone else's jacked up car. Beat up her boyfriend and she's yours.


FOB (Fresh Off The Boat)
Indigenous to Koreatowns since they are extremely vulnerable outside Koreatown territory (their ability to communicate with other habitants diminishes vastly). FOBs are Korean girls that came fresh off the beehangee (KAL). Warning: If you are reading this from Korea, you are the FOB. Please disregard!!!
 

Gold Diggers - "If we don't get the Prada, you ain't gettin Nada!"
Seems to have a new Chanel bag for each day of the week, ... Necessary hunting weapons: BMW (no less than the 5 series), conveniently exposed designer labels, and a fabricated story about how you got your PhD. These girls are almost always super-hot, and like Sirens, they lure unsuspecting men into a hell world of non-stop Jewelry shopping and credit card maxing. Expensive hookers.

Church Girls
The only girls who leave the club sober at 11:30pm. The all around good girl that your mother would smile about (and probably exchange cooking recipes with). WARNING: These girls can turn you around from your life of drugs and animal worshipping and take away the party forever as you live a regular Ned Flanders lifestyle.


Cock Block (CB)
You and your best friend just met two gorgeous K-Town girls at the club and they are down to come back to your crib afterwards... When all of a sudden... Along comes the dreaded CockBlock! The third (and previously unknown) member of their party as she booms to her hot friends "You can't go home with them! You're drunk... Get in my car I'm taking you home!!!" CBs are usually fat, ugly and the only sober one willing to play designated driver. Scientists believe they are actually bitter and jealous on the inside since their hot friends are having all the fun. The best known tactic for negating the eerie presence of the CB Lady is to have one of the fellas not with a girl.  Take the grenade and pretend to show some interest in her...

NEW! Raver Girl
E dropping, K sniffing hotties with ponytails and a big smile. Raver-Fiends go to normal clubs with glowsticks, shades and water bottles jumping around on the dance floor consuming small pills with corporate logos. For some reason they act really friendly and understanding when out clubbing but grumpy and pissed during daytime hours... It's easy to meet these girls at rave or after hour clubs if you use the nice-guy approach, but in case you are wondering if you got game, don't fool yourself loser... it IS the drugs. The largest percentage of raver-girls are in the late teens to early twenties with a small percentage of permanently-tripping ajumas! who are still cracked out from the 70's.